Stupid ways you've injured yourself

Just now:

What the frack Brain.

-soapy hands-

...HERP. *Rubs right eye* ........AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Splashes with cold water eight times* IT STILL HURTS.... and now I have a towel covering my right side of my face.


A long time ago:

*Steps out of swing, breaks leg*